He said: I miss you.

She said: I miss you, too.

He said: When are you coming to see me?

She said: When do you want me to?

He said: Are you serious?

She said: Of course!

He: Hmmmm…let me think about this; there are no hotels; Matt is my roommate…

She said: Nevermind…I know you don’t really want me to visit you…I was just fuckin with you

He said: You fucker…No, I really do want you to come and see me but how would you get around?  I am working 12 hours a day and you would need to rent a car and then the closest hotel is 40 miles away…and you can’t stay here because I am sharing a room with Matt…

The End