I have had this “write” on my mind for a bit and one thing that I noticed immediately is that every phrase that comes to mind seems to offer open season for punning when the topic is anal sex! A somewhat sensitive issue, I wanted to approach the matter on an experiential level aimed at relating the facts, along with the nuts and bolts of the adventure. Needless to say, this required some revolutions in the hamster wheel before being able to relate the subject with objectivity and to successfully share the physical practicalities. The focus of my mental masturbation is quite obviously a touchy topic and for those of you who have not tried it, I have to say that no well-rounded (ahem) sexual syllabus is complete without giving it a shot!
I am fortunate to have a sexy and sensuous FWB who is willing and able to try new things and this excites me more than a double shot of espresso with an adrenaline chaser! My heart starts pounding and my hands begin to shake at the very thought of a rendezvous with him and this particular occasion was no exception, however, I had some trepidation about the back-door adventure due to my lack of experience. I know that the right amount of pressure applied on the anus, and even a slight fingertip insertion, can cause a sensational orgasm when sex-ing it up doggie-style, but to have it as the main course…well, that was another matter entirely! So, I began preparations by cleaning things up a bit (not optional!), after which I was ready to be teased, touched, and turned-on! Once pre-heating was accomplished, I rolled over onto my side. My research all pointed to side entry as being the best way to be able to receive penetration and to better enable easing his penis slowly inside (did you hear: SLOWLY..?!) in order to enjoy the pleasure this position has to offer (you mustn’t forget the lube!). The concentration of nerve endings in this area can only rival the concentration found in the clitoris and to experience them both at the same time is to conjure up images of the historic explosion of Mount Vesuvius as it destroyed Pompeii! In short, the experience was exciting, orgasmic, and very exotic! I felt as though I had truly arrived at the pinnacle of my sexual prime by engaging in this wild adventure.
I must confess, however, that I remain a fan of my vagina and I really prefer the standard menu fare with all of its side dishes, however, with the promise of orgasmic nirvana, I am willing to try anything once, or twice, or…?!